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Funny Dinosaur Stegosaurus Pet Dog Costume
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Give your pet a prehistoric makeover with this adorable Stegosaurus Pet Costume. Fun with a great attention to detail, this Stegosaurus Pet Costume features dinosaur-like details, such as a spiked tail, double-sided plates along the spine, yellow eyes and a gray scale-like texture. It might feel like the Jurassic Era has returned when people see your little stegosaurus stomping in the park.
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An ad popped up on in Vancouver, where it can be as frustrating as in New York City to find a good place. It was a very ordinary request, really: an offer to be a pet dinosaur in exchange for a house.

Here’s the ad:

This offer is not for everyone. Those of you who have saved every penny for most of your life to afford a down payment and currently work around the clock to make mortgage payments, I commend you on your efforts, but this post is not for you.

Do you own more than one property? Do you have so many rental homes with no mortgage payments, yet you still feel unfulfilled? Tired of your illegal tenants whining that there are rats in the walls? Have you always wanted your own dinosaur? Now is your chance my friend.

In exchange for one of your properties, I will be your personal dinosaur for one year.

I will be at your beck and call, 24 hours a day, wearing a dinosaur costume. The type of dinosaur is negotiable. I can babysit your children (references upon request), scare the mailman, wash dishes, entertain and impress your guests, and much more. (No sex stuff though, sorry.) I will make realistic dinosaur sounds, eat what the particular dinosaur eats and maybe even sit on a fake dinosaur egg, if you are so inclined. I am well educated, fluent in English and French (as well as dinosaur), can play several musical instruments and have no criminal record or outstanding warrants.

All this and more. This is the only way you will ever have your pet dinosaur, and the only way I will ever be able to acquire a house in Vancouver.
Serious offers only please.

Thank you.
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